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THE SKINNY TIE MADNESS BLOG

06 Nov , 2018
BEHIND THE SCENES

BEHIND THE SCENES

We recently made a video and we're proud of it if you can't tell.  People are asking us to share the experience with them. Actually nobody asked us, we're just sharing it anyway.  

How To Tie a Half Windsor

The video was produced by @2001 films in Richmond Virginia. It was filmed at the Saison Bar and is Narrated by Justin Ayotte.

On YouTube we boldly declared that if the video gets 100,000 views we'll make the most ridiculous How To Tie A Tie Video ever.  We didn't think we'd get even 1,000 views...turns out we're up to 5,000 in the first week!!  We still don't think we'll get to 100,000 views but the ideas are already starting to flow about how to make the most ridiculous tie video ever.

If you haven't watched the video yet you can do so here.

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01 Nov , 2018
How To Tie a Half Windsor

How To Tie a Half Windsor

Skinny Tie Madness made a video!  Hopefully we make a few more.  Instead of explaining the video we're going to tell you why we made the video.  Here it goes:

There are tons of videos on how to tie a tie...but they all suck.  We decided to make our own version and add some life to the otherwise mundane topic.

We're hoping to roll out more of these.  If you'd like to see anything done differently please let us know!  Email us here: info@skinnytiemadness.com

WATCH IT HERE

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08 Oct , 2018
PLAID MANIA

PLAID MANIA

Here at STM we really like plaid.  What's even better than plaid?...A beautiful woman ensconced in plaid (not velvet).  

 

Skinny Tie Madness - Plaid Mania

We don't sell this item.  We actually don't sell anything even close to it.  We're a tie company but we sometimes stray from center and make some random quirky stuff but not dresses.  That's just not our thing.  

 

What we can sell you is this new bundle of 7 plaid ties:

 

You didn't need to read this blog post to know that we're offering a plaid mania bundle...you can find it on our homepage.  Once again we have officially wasted your time

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19 Sep , 2018
Funky Ties

Funky Ties

Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books and we have 2 ties.  That is 2 ties too many.  There shouldn't be ties in sports.  There is a winner and a loser...it's binary.  

Today we are going to waste your time by telling you about the 2 different types of funky ties:

FUNKY TIE A: Any sporting event that ends in a tie.  Pittsburgh vs Cleveland ended in a tie.  That's funky in our opinion

FUNKY TIE B: See picture below.  It's a tie with a fish print on it.  That's funky

 Funky Ties

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30 Jul , 2018
KICK ASS WAITER UNIFORMS

KICK ASS WAITER UNIFORMS

It's the little things that matter.  Details details details.  When I go to a restaurant my main priority is the quality of the...

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26 Jun , 2018
Why So Yellow?

Why So Yellow?

Many of you are wondering why did Skinny Tie Madness change its look?  Actually nobody is wondering...but we're going to tell you anyway.

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MYSTERY SETS

HOW TO TIE A HALF WINDSOR

By Justin Ayotte

Watch It Here!

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