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CAPTAIN BLIGH

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SUCK MY DILIGENCE

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IMPOLITE

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IT'S OKAY TO EAT FISH
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IT'S OKAY TO EAT FISH

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BLUE SCALE

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DIRK DIGGLER

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BACK TO ALBUQUERQUE

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TRUMP SNIFFLE

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PLAID MANIA V1 (7 TIES)
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PLAID MANIA V1 (7 TIES)

$28.00

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TRIBE OF TITANS (SET OF 5 TIES)
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TRIBE OF TITANS (SET OF 5 TIES)

$48.00 $19.00

SUMMERTIME MADNESS (SET OF 3)
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SUMMERTIME MADNESS (SET OF 3)

$17.00

FLORAL HARMONY (SET OF 6)
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FLORAL HARMONY (SET OF 6)

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THE SKINNY TIE MADNESS BLOG

08 Oct , 2018
PLAID MANIA

PLAID MANIA

Here at STM we really like plaid.  What's even better than plaid?...A beautiful woman ensconced in plaid (not velvet).  

 

Skinny Tie Madness - Plaid Mania

We don't sell this item.  We actually don't sell anything even close to it.  We're a tie company but we sometimes stray from center and make some random quirky stuff but not dresses.  That's just not our thing.  

 

What we can sell you is this new bundle of 7 plaid ties:

 

You didn't need to read this blog post to know that we're offering a plaid mania bundle...you can find it on our homepage.  Once again we have officially wasted your time

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19 Sep , 2018
Funky Ties

Funky Ties

Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books and we have 2 ties.  That is 2 ties too many.  There shouldn't be ties in sports.  There is a winner and a loser...it's binary.  

Today we are going to waste your time by telling you about the 2 different types of funky ties:

FUNKY TIE A: Any sporting event that ends in a tie.  Pittsburgh vs Cleveland ended in a tie.  That's funky in our opinion

FUNKY TIE B: See picture below.  It's a tie with a fish print on it.  That's funky

 Funky Ties

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30 Jul , 2018
KICK ASS WAITER UNIFORMS

KICK ASS WAITER UNIFORMS

It's the little things that matter.  Details details details.  When I go to a restaurant my main priority is the quality of the...

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26 Jun , 2018
Why So Yellow?

Why So Yellow?

Many of you are wondering why did Skinny Tie Madness change its look?  Actually nobody is wondering...but we're going to tell you anyway.

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28 Feb , 2018
How Long Should Your Ties Be?

How Long Should Your Ties Be?

When it comes to tie etiquette, there are some rules to follow to help you achieve the right look. Ties are one of the few accessories you can wear to showcase...

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28 Feb , 2018
Proper Ties

Proper Ties

Today we shall clarify the long standing confusion surrounding proper ties. A proper tie is any tie that falls at the waist. It can be skinny, wide, bright,...

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10 RANDOM SKINNY TIES

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20 RANDOM NON-SKINNY TIES

$240.00 $60.00

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